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If you’re a loyal patron, and ever have a problem with any aspect of your experience at The Vortex, please do us a big favor and speak with the manager-on-duty while you’re here. After all, we can’t resolve a problem that we don’t know about. Being attentive to the concerns of our good customers helps us maintain a quality experience for everyone, so don’t be shy.

NOTICE: On the other hand, going home and posting a whiny review on “I’m-a-big-fat-pussy-dot-com,” will not help us correct or improve anything, but it will clearly illustrate that you are indeed a big fat pussy. To clarify, we will never respond to comments left on any “review” site because we don’t give a shit what self-involved little cowards have to say.


If you understand what The Vortex is all about, and have helped us grow our business over the years, you’re the kind of person we rely on to help us keep both of our bars awesome. We really love our dedicated fans, and we always appreciate hearing from them. You can send any questions, concerns or suggestions directly to the owners by using the “CONTACT” tab in the navigation bar of this website. We’d like to thank you all so much for your continued help and support. You guys kick ass.

NOTICE: While we are not always able to respond to every single email we receive, we read every last one of them. All emails we receive become the property of The Vortex Bar & Grill, and may be used by us in any manner we see fit.


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