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GETTING A SEAT

NO RESERVATIONS

The Vortex is a casual joint, so we seat on a first-come, first-served basis. We do not take reservations or offer call-ahead seating. So, don’t bother phoning ahead, because even if you speak with an employee you still do not have a reservation. Know why? Because we don’t take reservations.

INCOMPLETE PARTIES

Be advised that we do not seat incomplete parties during any peak business period, and we decide what constitutes a peak period. We know all your little tricks and lies too, you tricky, lying little bastards, so don’t even try them. Just enjoy a tasty drink from the bar while you wait on your slack-assed friends.

LARGE GROUPS

Let’s just be clear right up front. The Vortex was not designed to accommodate large parties, especially when we’re busy. Of course, we always do our best to serve everyone, but if you are foolish enough to show up with your 20 best friends at eight o’clock on a Friday night, don’t cry like a little bitch when we tell you it’s going to be a very long wait for a table. There are plenty of places that offer reservations and special event rooms for your large group. We think using those venues would probably result in a better experience for everyone. Especially us.

PRIVATE EVENTS

The Vortex does not offer an option for Private Parties or Corporate Events, as we do not have a separate room to host such activities, and can generally not accommodate large groups, as explained above. But, for an *exorbitant amount of money, we might agree to displace our regular customers, and offer a BUY-OUT OPTION for a specific, limited time at one of our locations.

*ex·or·bi·tant (igˈzôrbitənt) Adjective: going far beyond what is fair, reasonable, or expected: too high, expensive, etc. Synonyms: extortionate, prohibitive, outrageous, unreasonable, inflated, un conscionable, huge, enormous, over the top.

JUST LET US KNOW IF YOU’RE INTERESTED

If you have immensely deep pockets and want what you want, you can CLICK HERE to send us an email and explore our BUY-OUT OPTION further. The more advance lead-time you can provide prior to your event, the better. We’ll get back to you.

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