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IDIOT BAROMETER

STUFF YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW™

The reason we refer to our House Rules as an “Idiot Barometer” is that the people who are offended by them tend to be high-maintenance, self-absorbed idiots. Our loyal patrons (who are awesome) love the no-nonsense approach these policies represent. So, the rules keep idiots out, while attracting fun people at the same time. It’s like science.

DOWNLOAD OUR HOUSE RULES

You can CLICK HERE to view or print “Stuff You Really Need To Know,” which are the covers of The Vortex Food Menu that you’ll see in the bar.

AN AMATEUR’S GUIDE TO BAR ETIQUETTE™

The Vortex offers one of the most extensive selections of beer and spirits to be found anywhere, so we understand why people like to hang-out at our bar. In an attempt to help educate folks who don’t normally spend a lot of time in bars, we compiled a list of standard bar etiquette and printed it on the cover of our Booze Menu. Now no one has an excuse to be clueless.

DOWNLOAD OUR GUIDE

You can CLICK HERE to view or print “An Amateur’s Guide to Bar Etiquette,” which is the cover of The Vortex Booze Menu that you’ll see in the bar.

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