STUFF YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW™
The reason we refer to our House Rules as an “Idiot Barometer” is that the people who are offended by them tend to be high-maintenance, self-absorbed idiots. Our loyal patrons (who are awesome) love the no-nonsense approach these policies represent. So, the rules keep idiots out, while attracting fun people at the same time. It’s like science.
● DOWNLOAD OUR HOUSE RULES
You can CLICK HERE to view or print “Stuff You Really Need To Know,” which are the covers of The Vortex Food Menu that you’ll see in the bar.