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EVENTS AND STUFF

TRIVIA

MIDTOWN LOCATION

Monday, 10:00 PM until 12:00 AM
Win Vortex “Fun Bucks.”

LITTLE 5 POINTS LOCATION

Tuesday, 9:00 PM until 11:00 PM
Win Vortex “Fun Bucks.”

BIKE NIGHT

LITTLE 5 POINTS LOCATION

Historically, bikers would meet-up at our L5P Location on Thursday evenings. Unfortunately, this event grew larger than we could safely manage. While bikers are always welcome at The Vortex, be advised that we no longer reserve parking spaces, or provide traffic control officers.

POKER

MIDTOWN LOCATION

Sunday, 12:30 PM until 3:00 PM in the Laughing Skull Lounge.
Win Vortex “Fun Bucks.”

INDUSTRY APPRECIATION

LITTLE 5 POINTS LOCATION

Monday-Friday, 2:00 PM until 6:00 PM, and additionally on Thursday 7:00 PM until close.
Bring in proof of employment from the hospitality industry and we’ll treat you right.

MIDTOWN LOCATION

Monday – Friday, 2:00 PM until 4:00 PM, and additionally on Tuesday 9:00 PM until close.
Bring in proof of employment from the hospitality industry and we’ll treat you right.

CORONARY BYPASS BURGERS

BOTH LOCATIONS

Monday – Friday, 2:00 PM until 5:00 PM
The Double, Triple and Quadruple Coronary Bypass Burgers are so big and ridiculous, they’re only available Monday through Friday, from 2:00 pm until 5:00 pm, and are not available on weekends, Holidays or for Take-Out orders. The Quadruple Coronary Bypass Burger is also available as an “Eating Challenge” during these hours. Ask your Server for details.

SLIDER LUNCH SPECIAL

BOTH LOCATIONS

Monday – Friday, 11:00 AM until 4:00 PM
Fast, cheap and easy – just like your prom date. $5.95 gets you two Vortex Sliders (Burgers or Pulled Pork) and a side of fries or tots.

UPCOMING HOLIDAYS

The Vortex is generally open on most Holidays, with the exceptions of Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day. For easy reference, up-to-the-minute information about our hours of operation during specific holidays will be posted below (and on our Facebook pages), so you won’t need to call us.

MIDTOWN:

THANKSGIVING EVE – WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2017 – CLOSING AT 5 PM (Last call for food at 4 PM. Last call for booze at 4:30 PM.)
THANKSGIVING – THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2017 – CLOSED
CHRISTMAS EVE – SUNDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2017 – CLOSED
CHRISTMAS DAY – MONDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2017 – CLOSED
NEW YEAR’S EVE – SUNDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2017 – OPEN REGULAR HOURS (Champagne toast at midnight)
NEW YEAR’S DAY – MONDAY, JANUARY 1, 2018 – OPEN REGULAR HOURS

LITTLE 5 POINTS:

THANKSGIVING EVE – WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2017 – CLOSING AT 5 PM (Last call for food at 4 PM. Last call for booze at 4:30 PM.)
THANKSGIVING – THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2017 – CLOSED
CHRISTMAS EVE – SUNDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2017 – CLOSED
CHRISTMAS DAY – MONDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2017 – CLOSED
NEW YEAR’S EVE – SUNDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2017 – OPEN REGULAR HOURS (Champagne toast at midnight)
NEW YEAR’S DAY – MONDAY, JANUARY 1, 2018 – OPEN REGULAR HOURS

UNEXPECTED CLOSINGS

Sometimes circumstances beyond our control force us to alter our normally posted hours of operation. Special business hours, including any unscheduled closings for maintenance, repairs or other reasons, will be posted here (and on our Facebook pages), for easy reference.

MIDTOWN:

NONE AT THIS TIME

LITTLE 5 POINTS:

NONE AT THIS TIME

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